Sispag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient toad.

Sispag created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sispag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sispag, it will turn you into a frog.

Sispag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sispag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs turquoise.

2. Do not take Sispag's name in vain.

3. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

4. Never wear cyan shirts.

5. Never jump in the presence of voles.