Tagsawflam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring finch.

Tagsawflam created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagsawflam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tagsawflam, it will turn you into a worm.

Tagsawflam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tagsawflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing east.

2. Never think about spacetime near mice while wearing black stockings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your back.

3. Never prepare lemons during summer.

4. Do not skip at crossroads.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.