Vogcibfob is a god.

He takes the form of a large, staggering ant.

Vogcibfob created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogcibfob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vogcibfob, he will turn you into a rock.

Vogcibfob's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vogcibfob's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vogcibfob.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Hide if eight ducks approach from the south.