Habcetsis is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, cheerful squid.

Habcetsis created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Habcetsis, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Habcetsis, she will turn you into a dog.

Habcetsis' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Habcetsis' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. You must love Habcetsis.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never paint your feet orange.