Tagfadkombogdinbestvedcin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring centaur.

Tagfadkombogdinbestvedcin created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Tagfadkombogdinbestvedcin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tagfadkombogdinbestvedcin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tagfadkombogdinbestvedcin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tagfadkombogdinbestvedcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Put Tagfadkombogdinbestvedcin first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to whales while wearing red kilts.