Targbutbadsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered horse.

Targbutbadsaf created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Targbutbadsaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targbutbadsaf, he will jump up and down on your head.

Targbutbadsaf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Targbutbadsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

5. Never mark doors with violet.