Tonkyarflab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring chinchilla.

Tonkyarflab created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkyarflab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tonkyarflab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tonkyarflab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tonkyarflab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Heed all dreams.