Yarllamort is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, competent hippopotamus.

Yarllamort created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarllamort, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarllamort, she will ignore you.

Yarllamort's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yarllamort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning comets.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never paint your chest cyan.