Fonmidwit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident wyvern.

Fonmidwit created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonmidwit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fonmidwit, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fonmidwit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fonmidwit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.