Govfemwigarmfemgupcat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable jellyfish.

Govfemwigarmfemgupcat created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govfemwigarmfemgupcat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govfemwigarmfemgupcat, it will turn you into a snail.

Govfemwigarmfemgupcat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Govfemwigarmfemgupcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

2. Always obey Govfemwigarmfemgupcat's priests.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.