Popnartbit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, duplicitous weasel.

Popnartbit created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Popnartbit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Popnartbit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Popnartbit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Popnartbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never mark doors with purple.

3. Never feed lots of oranges to turtles while wearing indigo jumpers.

4. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

5. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.