Kipwotquill is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful elephant.

Kipwotquill created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipwotquill, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipwotquill, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Kipwotquill's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kipwotquill's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Always remove rings before touching nickel.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never paint your arms violet.