Shavnatpak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, capable rat.

Shavnatpak created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavnatpak, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Shavnatpak, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Shavnatpak's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Shavnatpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with tortoises.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.