Bogsidtaggubnelflam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unjust jellyfish.

Bogsidtaggubnelflam created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogsidtaggubnelflam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogsidtaggubnelflam, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bogsidtaggubnelflam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bogsidtaggubnelflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never gather nine squirrels near bridges.

3. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

4. Do not name children after manatees.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.