Nillgubquat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered snail.

Nillgubquat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillgubquat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nillgubquat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nillgubquat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nillgubquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Never adorn your arms with mauve markings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never feed pineapples to doves while wearing ear rings.