Biglimranwik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy dolphin.

Biglimranwik created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biglimranwik, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Biglimranwik, he will turn you into a dog.

Biglimranwik's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Biglimranwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers on fasting days.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Never paint your chest gray.