Tifxengad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, strong swallow.

Tifxengad created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Tifxengad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tifxengad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tifxengad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tifxengad's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

2. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.