Rawdunnill is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent gorilla.

Rawdunnill created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Rawdunnill, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rawdunnill, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rawdunnill's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rawdunnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

2. Hide if seven gulls approach from the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Pray only in firelight.