Wanlargrenjin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident mongoose.

Wanlargrenjin created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Wanlargrenjin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wanlargrenjin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wanlargrenjin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wanlargrenjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed spinach to porpoises while wearing stockings.