Febtarptad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, almighty butterfly.

Febtarptad created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Febtarptad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Febtarptad, she will turn you into a duck.

Febtarptad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Febtarptad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near ants while wearing red boots and balancing eight titanium spheres on your arms.

2. Do not prepare turnips while filled with joy.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing mauve kilts and balancing five gold spheres on your legs.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to music.