Bafbesswot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid porpoise.

Bafbesswot created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafbesswot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bafbesswot, she will strike you with lightening.

Bafbesswot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bafbesswot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Bafbesswot's priests.

3. Do not prepare figs while filled with anger.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Never mix aubergines with oil.