Femnurlbum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful fox.

Femnurlbum created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femnurlbum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Femnurlbum, it will not care.

Femnurlbum's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Femnurlbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at mountains.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.