Milget is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating mouse.

Milget created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milget, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milget, he will turn you into a rat.

Milget's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Milget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Worship no other gods but Milget.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.