Baggambonk Flisyiksag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, narcissistic mongoose.

Baggambonk Flisyiksag created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baggambonk Flisyiksag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Baggambonk Flisyiksag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Baggambonk Flisyiksag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Baggambonk Flisyiksag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Hide from pink mites for they are unholy.