Meghiggep is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful fly.

Meghiggep created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meghiggep, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Meghiggep, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Meghiggep's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Meghiggep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not prepare rice while filled with joy.

4. Never gather six squirrels in one place.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.