Ladsatnan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody fly.

Ladsatnan created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladsatnan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ladsatnan, she will strike you with lightening.

Ladsatnan's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ladsatnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not keep five frogs in a large pit.