Ladsatnan is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, moody
fly.
Ladsatnan created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ladsatnan, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Ladsatnan, she will strike you with lightening.
Ladsatnan's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Ladsatnan's Holy Commandments1. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.
2. Remain standing during prayer.
3. Do not shave your feet.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not keep five frogs in a large pit.