Raggud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unjust bee.

Raggud created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Raggud, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Raggud's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Raggud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Raggud three times a day.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing white kilts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your head.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.