Passatban is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humorless grasshopper.

Passatban created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Passatban, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Passatban, he will not care.

Passatban's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Passatban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after eagles.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.