Nilyarpyarlzak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing goblin.

Nilyarpyarlzak created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Nilyarpyarlzak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nilyarpyarlzak, it will be very unhappy.

Nilyarpyarlzak's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nilyarpyarlzak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never sprint in the presence of mites.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Respect your elders.