Tarhivkik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak deer.

Tarhivkik created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarhivkik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarhivkik, she will turn you into a goat.

Tarhivkik's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tarhivkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never gather four doves near bridges.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.