Homrillgem Yaktofgof is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humane meerkat.

Homrillgem Yaktofgof created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homrillgem Yaktofgof, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Homrillgem Yaktofgof, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Homrillgem Yaktofgof's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Homrillgem Yaktofgof's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Always remove kilts before touching platinum.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.