Flighoggum is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful seal.

Flighoggum created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flighoggum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flighoggum, she will boil you in a big pot.

Flighoggum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Flighoggum's Holy Commandments

1. Flighoggum loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.