Flyget is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent hedgehog.

Flyget created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Flyget, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flyget, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flyget's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Flyget's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flyget first in all things.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never adorn your arms with mauve markings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Flyget.