Pigripyar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless hydra.

Pigripyar created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigripyar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pigripyar, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pigripyar's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pigripyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with manatees.