Xenlunbif is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-knowing skunk.

Xenlunbif created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Xenlunbif, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xenlunbif, he will send you a sign.

Xenlunbif's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Xenlunbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at midday.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Do not name children after tapirs.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.