Mutgepgomlen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet armadillo.

Mutgepgomlen created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mutgepgomlen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mutgepgomlen, he will turn you into a rat.

Mutgepgomlen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Mutgepgomlen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutgepgomlen.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

5. Never talk about mites.