Wikbangof is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty weasel.

Wikbangof created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Wikbangof, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wikbangof, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wikbangof's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wikbangof's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Wikbangof on top of all buildings.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never think about spacetime near voles while wearing pink shorts and balancing three gold spheres on your feet.

4. Never wear yellow skirts.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.