Safgutmeg Bidcudrillvan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty wolf.

Safgutmeg Bidcudrillvan created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safgutmeg Bidcudrillvan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Safgutmeg Bidcudrillvan, it will not invite you to parties.

Safgutmeg Bidcudrillvan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Safgutmeg Bidcudrillvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Hide if six snakes approach from the east.