Zimbusvab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful horse.

Zimbusvab created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbusvab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zimbusvab, it will be very sad.

Zimbusvab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zimbusvab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not skip at forests.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Zimbusvab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.