Ragpadzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, two-faced crow.

Ragpadzim created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragpadzim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ragpadzim, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ragpadzim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ragpadzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.