Dutpogpop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying yak.

Dutpogpop created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dutpogpop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dutpogpop, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dutpogpop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dutpogpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never gather eight birds in one place.