Narstip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident coyote.

Narstip created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narstip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narstip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Narstip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Narstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed rice to shrews while wearing mauve tights.

4. Do not keep five gulls in a large pit.

5. Shun those given to vanity.