Begvabyok is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable fly.

Begvabyok created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begvabyok, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Begvabyok, he will curse you with boils.

Begvabyok's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Begvabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Begvabyok on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing violet tights and balancing nine carbon spheres on your chest.

4. Never travel toward the east during summer.

5. Never look in ponds.