Lenquillgil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able swallow.

Lenquillgil created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenquillgil, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lenquillgil, she will have a low opinion of you.

Lenquillgil's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Lenquillgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed lemons to doves while wearing scarves.

5. Never paint your head mauve.