Dogzimfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, moody rat.

Dogzimfly created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dogzimfly, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dogzimfly, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dogzimfly's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dogzimfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare wheat while filled with envy.

2. Never chant while facing east.

3. Never mix beans with blood.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Dogzimfly on top of important buildings.