Bigwigkom is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, prudent wasp.

Bigwigkom created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigwigkom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bigwigkom, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bigwigkom's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bigwigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. You must pray to Bigwigkom eight times a day.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Bigwigkom loves snails, so they must be honoured.