Homlennurlnatrilnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, grumpy guinea pig.

Homlennurlnatrilnurl created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Homlennurlnatrilnurl, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Homlennurlnatrilnurl, it will turn you into a rat.

Homlennurlnatrilnurl's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Homlennurlnatrilnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never eat bark.