Dagfenbun Jipyatgar is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering dragonfly.

Dagfenbun Jipyatgar created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Dagfenbun Jipyatgar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dagfenbun Jipyatgar, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dagfenbun Jipyatgar's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dagfenbun Jipyatgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dagfenbun Jipyatgar on top of all buildings.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.