Wanstiptad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, pitiless otter.

Wanstiptad created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanstiptad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wanstiptad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wanstiptad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wanstiptad's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine badgers near wells.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Wanstiptad loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not record numbers concerning comets.