Motflapgut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless fish.

Motflapgut created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Motflapgut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Motflapgut, it will ignore you.

Motflapgut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Motflapgut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Motflapgut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never record secrets.

3. You must pray to Motflapgut seven times a day.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

5. Never wear coats.